October 4th: A Very Witchy Reading

I’m so lucky, because I was like… let’s have a spooky reading in October! 

So… which of my awesome writer friends have novellas or novels out recently, or coming out soon, that could be considered semi-spooky… or maybe not even spooky… maybe, just, like SUPER FUN TO READ IN OCTOBER?!?

And lo, I had more than enough friends to fill a Sunday!

When is it?

Sunday, October 4th, 2026

What time?

3 PM – 4:30 PM Eastern Standard Time

Where?

MY TWITCH CHANNEL! YAY! 

http://www.twitch.tv/csecooney

You don’t need a Twitch account to stream it. But if you wanna jump in the comments and have hilarious conversations and let the authors know how much you ADORE THEM, then that’s when you sign up for a Twitch account.

Who’s reading, you ask? 

What are their books about? 

WHY SHOULD YOU ADORE THEM??? 

I have answers!

About Nadia

Nadia Bulkin is the author of the short story collection SHE SAID DESTROY (Word Horde, 2017) and novella collection ISSUES WITH AUTHORITY (Ghoulish, 2025). She is a two-time winner of the Shirley Jackson Award: for ISSUES WITH AUTHORITY and as co-editor of the haunted house anthology WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST LEAVE (Cursed Morsels, 2024). She has also won a 2023 Bram Stoker Award for her non-fiction essay “Becoming Ungovernable: Latah, Amok, and Disorder in Indonesia.” She was raised in Jakarta (Indonesia) and Nebraska (the United States) and lives in Washington, D.C.

About Nadia’s novel, Issues with Authority

Issues With Authority drenches the reader in a sensory overload of power, belief, and horrifying transformation. Nadia will be reading from the first of three short novellas: “Cop Car”, in which a psychic government “fixer” discovers her true psychopathic calling.

Find your copy herehttps://ghoulish.rip/product/issues-with-authority/)

Favorite blurbs!

“The work of a genius. Original, arresting — I immediately fell in love. Bulkin smoothly wields her talent at societal dissection to cut unique visions into your mind. Issues With Authority is truly one-of-a-kind.” Hailey Piper, Bram Stoker Award-winning author of Queen of Teeth

“Nadia Bulkin writes political horror like a surgeon who also keeps a flamethrower in her coat. Issues With Authority is a compact, razor-edged trio about power: who wields it, who kneels to it, and how it colonizes the body… Brutal ideas, clean prose, and a nasty aftertaste. Smart horror that stares back.” —The Blog Without a Face

About Christa

Christa Carmen lives in Rhode Island. She is the Bram Stoker Award-winning and three-time Shirley Jackson Award-nominated author of The Daughters of Block Island, Beneath the Poet’s House, How to Fake a Haunting, and the forthcoming Threshing Rock, as well as the Indie Horror Book Award-winning Something Borrowed, Something Blood-Soaked, the Bram Stoker Award-nominated “Through the Looking Glass and Straight into Hell,” and co-editor of the Aurealis Award-nominated We Are Providence and the Australasian Shadows- and Ditmar Awards-nominated Monsters in the Mills. She has a BA from the University of Pennsylvania, an MA from Boston College, and an MFA from the University of Southern Maine, where she now teaches creative writing.

About Christa’s novel, How to Fake a Haunting

In How to Fake a HauntingLainey Taylor is being pushed to the brink by her alcoholic husband, Callum. Prone to hallucinations and erratic behavior, it’s only a matter of time before he puts Lainey’s life—and that of their daughter, Beatrix—in jeopardy. A divorce and full custody is out of the question. In Callum’s words: Over my dead body.

Lainey’s sympathetic friend Adelaide has a wild solution. They’ll stage a haunting so convincing it will drive Callum out of Lainey’s life for good. Nothing too over the top: strange smells, noises in the walls, and flies unleashed along the windowsills. It could work. Considering Callum’s alcohol-induced night terrors, he’s already close to broken. With each new scare, Lainey is closer to seeing the haunting through to its bitter, freeing end.

But in a house filled with so much rage, resentment, and fear, is it any wonder that Lainey and Adelaide’s plan goes horribly wrong? As their fake haunting spirals into something no one can control, Lainey discovers that the only way out of this frightening trap is to join forces with Callum, or die trying.

Find your SIGNED COPY here: https://christacarmenshop.bigcartel.com

Favorite Blurbs!

“Christa Carmen delivers the goods in this twisty, clever domestic horror novel that Rachel Harrison fans will love! A twenty-first-century Amityville, haunted by marital strife and the meddling best friend we all need. Now I want the film version of this, immediately!” —Christopher Golden, New York Times bestselling author of The Night Birds and Road of Bones

“One of the most intriguing and beguiling takes on the suburban-gothic haunted house since Anne Rivers Siddon’sThe House Next Door. Carmen doesn’t scrimp on the spooky atmospherics, but also wisely keeps the true scares rooted in the living and the all-too-real.” —Nat Cassidy, bestselling author of When the Wolf Comes Home and Mary

About Zig Zag

Zig Zag Claybourne is the author of the acclaimed Jetstreams Universe series, composed –so far– of The Brothers Jetstream: Leviathan, and Afro Puffs Are the Antennae of the Universe. Most recently he has completed a flooping fantasy trilogy (Breath Warmth & DreamAmnandi Sails; and Khumalo Tales). Zig believes a writer, like an actor, should experience the joys of varied roles and, as such, has no idea what he will write next.

About Zig Zag’s Novel, Khumalo Tales (third in the Khumalo Trilogy)

In Khumalo Tales, the legend of Amnandi and Mother Khumalo has grown–and rightfully so. For decades, the Khumalo family has nurtured Erah, correcting wrongs and healing the injured.

All while adhering to the unspoken but immutable rules of witches.

Yet, in the shadows of a small village, a mystic rises to tamper with new powers and shatter sacred oaths, tipping the balance of Erah toward a war between knowledge and compassion, between the worlds of mysticism and the mundane.

A war the Khumalos will not allow.

To stop it, they must face a new challenge beyond their worst imaginings, one with the power to overtake every belief they have and every magick they hold.

A witch obeys one rule above all: Protect.

Even if that means protecting reality itself.

Back it on Kickstarter today! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/obsidiansky/khumalo-tales

Breath, Warmth, & Dream is Book 1 of the Khumalo Trilogy

Favorite blurbs!

Extraordinary and lovely…As I read KHUMALO TALES, I felt like a beautiful mermaid had taken me by the waist and propelled me through a warm and glittering ocean. I had no choice but to abandon myself to the adventure. Claybourne’s newest represents the very best fantasy has to offer: a truly unbridled imagination, the daring poetry of a craftsman, poignant wisdom, and a bone-deep understanding of what human connection should mean.” —Maria Dong, author of Aviary and Liar, Dreamer, Thief

About Eden

Eden Royce is a writer from Charleston, South Carolina now living in Southeast England. She’s a Shirley Jackson Award winner, a Locus Award finalist and a World Fantasy Award finalist for her adult fiction, which has appeared in a variety of print and online publications. Her books for young readers have received Walter Dean Myers Award Honors, and been recognized as a Junior Library Guild Gold Standard Selection, an Ignyte Award winner, and a Bram Stoker Award winner for outstanding children’s literature. Find her online at edenroyce.com.

About Eden’s Novella, Pyschopomp and Circumstance

In Psychopomp & CircumstancePhee St. Margaret is a daughter of the Reconstruction, born to a family of free Black business owners in New Charleston. Coddled to within an inch of her life by a mother who refuses to let her daughter live a life other than the one she dictates, Phee yearns to demonstrate she’s capable of more than simply marrying well.

When word arrives that her Aunt Cleo, long estranged from the family, has passed away, Phee risks her mother’s wrath to step up and accept the role of pomp—the highly honored duty of planning the funeral service. Traveling alone to the town of Horizon and her aunt’s unsettling home, Phee soon discovers that visions and shadows beckon from every reflective surface, and that some secrets transcend the borders of life and death.

Order it here:https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250330963/psychopompcircumstance/

Favorite blurbs:

Psychopomp and Circumstance is a nimble story of beginnings, endings, and everything in between. Enchanting from the first to last wordyou’ll ponder about death—and the rather unexpected opportunities it brings.”—Nicole Glover, author of The Conductors

Energetic and delicate, intimate and splendid. So colorful, so cozy, and yet so haunted: Eden Royce’s Psychopomp and Circumstance is an adventure of deep awakening set during the Reconstruction Era, vigorously reimagined in magic-steeped sepia.” —C. S. E. Cooney, World Fantasy Award-winning author of Saint Death’s Daughter

“As an eldest daughter, Phaedra’s battles reminded me of how much courage and self-love it takes to become and continue becoming in a world that doesn’t set you up to. From the moment we started her journey I was hooked, I couldn’t put it down.” —A$iahMae, Poet Laureate of Charleston, SC

About A.T.

A.T. Sayre has been writing in some form or other since he was ten years old. His work has appeared in The Cosmic Background, Aurealis, Haven Speculative, Andromeda Spaceways, and most notably in Analog Magazine, where his debut novel The Last Days of Good People, was published in the July/ August 2024 issue, and was released as an audiobook by Dreamscape and an in print/ digital by JABberwocky in February 2025. His first short story collection, Signals in The Static, was published in May 2024 by Lethe Press. His novel The Asterist, will be released by Diversion Books in October 2026. You can find out more about him and his publications at atsayre.com.

Born in Kansas City, raised in New Hampshire, he lives in Brooklyn and likes to read in coffeehouses.

About A.T.’s novel, The Asterist

Dull days drift by at the dead end of the galaxy for misanthrope Bill Jeffries. While fulfilling his mundane duties as an Asteroid Station Commander, or “Asterist,” everything changes when his only companion, the monotone computer he has nicknamed “Nag,” alerts him to a spacecraft that has crashed near the station.

Thrust into circumstances beyond his pay grade, Jeffries investigates the wreckage and makes the shocking discovery of a four-foot-long spider-like being inside. If the alien still lives, Jeffries and his superiors from light years away must decide if it should be treated as an ambassador, a test subject, or a threat. But as Jeffries studies the alien and attempts to communicate with it, his cynical exterior begins to shatter and an unlikely bond grows.

With the alien’s life in his hands, Jeffries must discover what extreme lengths he will go to as he races against the clock to understand its origins before his superiors arrive to determine their fate.

The Asterist will be coming out October 20th, and is available now for pre-order at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and many other online stores.

Preorder herehttps://www.atsayre.com/asterist

Favorite Blurbs

[An] emotionally supercharged tale. The novel’s big hook isn’t the wonder-inspiring SF backdrop or the strange structure of the aliens (although both are impressive); it’s the intimate relationship that evolves between human and alien. Sayre creates a powerful story about compassion and sacrifice that will have readers applauding.” —Kirkus Reviews

“Fans of Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary (2021) will enjoy this engaging tale of a man alone in a big universe as he tries to make sense of where his new companion came from, what he can do to communicate with them, and why their condition is degrading so quickly.” —Booklist

The Asterist is both a rapidly evolving sci-fi puzzle and something more intimate. Wry, relatable, but heartfelt and urgent, Sayre’s The Asterist is classic character-driven sci-fi at its best.” —Thomas Ha, Nebula, Hugo, and 2x Locus Award-winning author ofUncertain Sons and Other Stories

“A.T. Sayre has firmly established himself as a master of contemporary hard science-fiction. The Asterist is clever and funny by turns, and what I loved most was its deeply human and empathic core. This is the first-contact story we need right now, and one of the best hard SF books I’ve read in a long while.”Matthew Kressel, multiple Nebula Award-nominated author of The Rainseekers

About Francesca

Francesca Forrest is the author of the Tales of the Polity, which include The Inconvenient God (2018), Lagoonfire (2021), and A Flash of Scarlet (forthcoming 2027), all from Annorlunda Books. She has also published a number of short stories, including “Semper Vivens” (Andromeda Spaceways, 2024), “The Bee Wife” (self-published, 2025), and “The Road from Windy to Dragonroot” (Luna Station Press, 2026). She enjoys learning languages and would like to learn a word or two in yours.

About Francesca’s Novel, A Flash of Scarlet

A Flash of Scarlet is a novel in the world of the Tales of the Polity: Decomissioner 37’s latest case threatens the highest echelons of the Polity… and just might kill her.

Decommissioning deities the Polity has outgrown can be rewarding: Decommissioner 37 counts several retired gods and goddesses among her precious handful of friends. Too bad the Ministry of Divinities is transitioning from gods and goddesses to Abstractions. It’s hard to feel personally involved with even the most noble of Abstractions. Courage, Justice, Propriety … they’re so … well, abstract. Still, you can’t argue about their worth. So why is the Polity’s feared Civil Order police force demanding that Propriety be decommissioned at an important mining site? Decommissioner 37 finds herself embroiled in a case that challenges her understanding of ghosts, gods, the Ministry’s powers, and her own family history.

Where to find Tales of the Polity bookshttps://annorlundaenterprises.com/books/the-inconvenient-god/ and https://annorlundaenterprises.com/books/lagoonfire/

The Inconvenient God is Book 1 in the Tales of the Polity.

Favorite blurbs

FORTHCOMING!

About Virginia

Virginia M. Mohlere lives north of Houston in a fort constructed of yarn, ink bottles, native plants, and ramen packs. Her work has been seen in Cicada, Strange Horizons, Mythic Delirium, and Goblin Fruit. She was the 2019 winner of the WSFA Small Press Award for her short story, “The Thing in the Walls Wants Your Small Change,” which appeared in Luna Station Quarterly.

About Virginia’s Novel, A House of Perfect Safety

For centuries of seasons, Warden has served the Pact at Ash House. For any creature of the Twilight Lands who shows up on the doorstep of her House with a need, she stitches wounds, cures poisons, provides safety and rest, assuming the form demanded of her by each of her varied visitors. When a guest arrives whose mind is so locked away that she does not know what form to take, what injuries he has suffered, nor how to help him, it will stretch her skills ­— and the Pact — to the limit.

Should the Pact be broken, it could be the end of the Twilight itself.

Pre-order link: https://dancingstarpress.com/product/a-house-of-perfect-safety/

Favorite blurbs!

“It’s said that an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, but in A House of Perfect Safety, Virginia Mohlere uplifts and honors both. It’s a tender, resolute, and moving story that speaks to both the oppressive-systems fighters and the single-starfish rescuers among us.” — Francesca Forrest

About Amanda

Amanda J. McGee is a planner by day and a writer by night. She has degrees from Hollins University and Virginia Tech, where she studied languages, identity politics, policy, and infrastructure. She is the author of the dark epic fantasy series The Creation Saga and is an Art Matters Grant recipient, a program of the City of Roanoke and the National Endowment for the Arts. Her novella Viridian was published in the anthology A Sinister Quartet, which made the 2020 Locus Recommended Reading List. A River Wide is her debut standalone novella.

About Amanda’s Novella, A River Wide

Rhiannon Blackburn is a witch, which isn’t so much a problem until her backyard spits up a corpse one Saturday. A woodworker, Rhia lives in rural Appalachia with her grandmother and adopted sister, Amey. With Amey kidnapped and likely a murderer, Rhia can’t go to the cops. She’ll have to rely on her knack for divination and face the spirits of the water before time runs out and another person dies.

An Appalachian witch thriller about magic, murder, and the how far we go for the ones we love.

Where to find ithttps://www.interstellarflightpress.com/ariverwide.html

Favorite Blurbs!

An Appalachian murder ballad for the twenty-first century, Amanda McGee’s nail-biter of a novella shows us why it’s dangerous to be a witch and dangerous to cross one. At the same time, A River Wide overflows with joys and sorrows that arise from the deep blood ties of family, drawing from profound wells of grief and hope to brew a ghost-haunted spell.” —Mike Allen, World Fantasy and Shirley Jackson award-nominated author of Trail of Shadows

“A River Wide pulled me in with narrator Rhia’s vivid voice, a small town’s secrets, and a kind of elemental witchcraft I hadn’t seen before. Rather than bend water to her will, Rhia must work with it, sometimes even bargain with it—and she can’t take that lightly, even when what she’s bargaining for amounts to her sister’s life. I hope McGee has more plans for the witches of the Blackburn family and the Appalachian home they so lovingly, so precariously, inhabit.” —Laura Blackwell, Shirley Jackson Award-winning author

“Like Alice Hoffman’s Practical Magic, and Amal El-Mohtar’s The River Has Roots, Amanda J. McGee’s novella A River Wide taps the bonds of sisterhood, survival, and power, and floods the senses with river water and witchcraft. McGee’s characters have a deep, Dillard-esque, and—dare I say—holy bond with the Appalachian landscape, which can be capricious, cruel, generous, or tender in turns, much like the prose itself. A River Wide wanders deftly into various creeks and hollows of genre: thriller, ghost story, romance, family drama, and a middle-of-life coming-of-age. It moved me, deeply.” —C. S. E. Cooney, World Fantasy Award-winning author of Saint Death’s Daughter

Emma J. Gibbon is an award-winning horror writer, poet, and librarian. Her debut fiction collection, Dark Blood Comes from the Feet, was one of NPR’s best books of 2020 and won the Maine Literary Book Award for Speculative Fiction. Her stories have appeared in various anthologies, including Hotel of Haunts and Something Peculiar, magazines such as Reactor (formerly Tor.com) and Unnerving, and was collected in Some of the Best from Reactor. Her poetry has been published in magazines and anthologies, including Strange Horizons, and Pedestal, and she has been nominated for the Rhysling twice. Emma was part of the writing team behind Realm’s “heavy metal werewolf” podcast drama, Undertow: Blood Forest, and her fiction has been adapted in audio for podcasts, including the upcoming season of Kaleidocast. Emma lives with her husband, Steve, and her collection of small monsters, Mothra, Hamlet, and Grim, in a spooky little house in the woods. You can find her at emmajgibbon.com.

About Emma’s short story “Everybody Is in the Place.” The fair comes every year with its wild music, boys, and rides, but Maybelle and Enid are far more interested in the rumored return of the Labyrinth, which hasn’t been seen in several years…

Read it for free on Reactor: https://reactormag.com/everybody-is-in-the-place-emma-j-gibbon/ 

Buy the short ebook on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0DH3JVVCZ

Favorite blurbs!

Shirley Jackson Meets Johnny Rotten,” —Jason Heller for NPR

“Gibbon is a compelling new voice in horror. Part punk, part metal, part crooner, her work resonates beautifully.” —Catherynne M. Valente,  New York Times / USAToday bestselling author of Space Opera and Deathless

About Steve

Steven T. Gibbon is a writer, poet, game designer, artist, and loving father to several beautiful, hairy children. He and his wife live happily in a little gremlin hole in the woods of Midcoast Maine.

About Steve’s novel Lipsnitch Snilly

For crimes against decency and for being an ornery little son of a gun, the young goat man Lipsnitch Snilly is banished from his hometown, thus embarking on a quest to find Ohio and become the world’s greatest practitioner of dark magic. His loyal friend Gary, a talking crow, does not harbor any such grand ambitions and mostly just wants to keep Lipsnitch from constantly sabotaging his own future. Whether he can succeed or whether the goat man is simply destined for the gallows remains to be seen.

Where to buy this book: https://bookshop.org/p/books/lipsnitch-snilly/8582f5a80e1f5f89 and https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0HF3FZRWY

Favorite Blurbs!

“I cannot recommend Lipsnitch Snilly. I am too jealous. It is made of sentences that are too good. It is a dark and twisty labyrinth of absurdity, veined with dry wit. Steven T. Gibbon should not be allowed to keep these sentences for himself. He should be exiled from town, and his sentences should be redistributed to the rest of us poor bastards with keyboards, so we will feel better about ourselves.” —Scott Lynch, New York Times bestselling author of The Gentleman Bastard Sequence

“Steven T. Gibbon’s Lipsnitch Snilly is one of the most unique and engaging fantasy novels I’ve read in recent years. Wonderful writing that makes you feel immediately at home in a strange, fabulist world, and characters that, although odd, remind us of the people in our lives. For readers who love something different.” —Jeffrey Ford, Nebula and World Fantasy Award-winning author of Pandemonium Waltz

SEE YOU ON THE ONLINES, FRIENDS!

Yours Truly, 

C. S. E. Cooney

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Upcoming! September! (And October!) Goodness!

Every year, I forget how much I love September, because I so obviously KNOW I love October.

But the sky changes, you know? It’s still summer for three more weeks, but it’s LIMINAL summer. It’s HARVEST summer. It’s a summer yearning to be FALL ALREADY.

There’s a breeze coming through my window. It’s cool but not cold. It’s not an August breeze at all.

Left to write: Bill, Carlos, Amy, and Dani at TwentySided Store in Williamsburg. (We had a Cynthia and a Lauren, but they could only stay for part of it.)

We are home now, after a month away on our Infernal Tour! I want to write a whole other newsletter just to show you all my pictures and give you the blow-by-blow, but for now, I will let you know a few of the things happening in September!

Last weekend, we went to Twenty-Sided Store in Brooklyn, to be the spotlight for their “RPG SideQuest Adventures” series. We met new friends Lauren and Cynthia, hung out with good friends Dani, Bill, and Amy, and ran a game of Negocios Infernales!

This coming Saturday, Carlos will take part in the Latinx Storytellers Conference.

He’s on one panel, and will also be giving a reading. He loves friendly faces, so if you’re there, go up and say hi!!!

Saturday September 12, 2026: LKBF Latinx Storytellers Conference

10:15-11:15 CRAFT: Crafting Stories that Hook the Most Reluctant Young Readers
12:30-1: READING: Carlos Hernandez reading

Register here: https://www.latinxstorytellersconference.com/registration

The NEXT Saturday, I, Claire, and my beloved Carlos will be personning a table, selling our books and games at the Brooklyn Books and Booze Author Book Fair. 

There will be… Signing! Chatting! Hanging out! Speed-dating with agents! Panels with publishers, agents, publicists, oh my!

Saturday September 19th, 2026: Brooklyn Books & Booze Author Book Fair

11 AM – 5 PM 

This is at Industry City, Building 6 at Barrow’s Intense Ginger Tasting Room. 

86 34th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11232

Sunday, October 4th, 2026: Witchy Reading!

3PM-5PM Eastern Standard Time

Coming up in October, I’ll be hosting a VERY COOL WITCHY READING on Twitch! So far, our illustrious readers are: 

ZigZag Claybourne
Eden Royce
Christa Carmen
Virginia M. Mohlere
Amanda J. McGee
Francesca Forrest
Emma J Gibbon
Steven T Gibbon

Nadia Bulkin
A. T. Sayre

I’ll have more about the authors and their delicious (sometimes dark) (sometimes whimsical) works… later! More of everything!

TRA-LA! TA-DA! And so, for now, farewell!

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The Iron Raven

for Dr. Mary Crowell and Tina Connolly

This song is inspired by three cards pulled Mary pulled from her Crow Wisdom Oracle Cards deck: “The First Caw,” “The Theft,” and “The Loyal Shadow.”



Also by card 44, “Iron,” from my Folklore Oracle deck.

I love the two characters in this song. Who are they? THEY WOULD MAKE A GREAT COUPLE FOR A ROMANTASY NOVEL, IS ALL I’M SAYING.

The Iron Raven

some things are iron
my feathers are iron
they’re oxidized silver
they’re pyrite and moonlight

some things are iron
my will and your temper
my wingspan, your snakeskin
black opal, black diamond

some thing are iron
your heart in my cauldron
my armor, your piercings
we’re pierced through, protected

And I miss
your kiss
the softness
And I miss
your touch
the molten
and I miss
the silk that we spun
in our bed that was the sun
the sun
the sun

And I miss
your mouth
the brightness
And I miss
your step
your shadow
And I miss
the feast that we laid
in our bed where we made
the sun
the sun

Bird of the night, fly higher
Enemy, thief, and liar
Out of my breast, a briar
Briar that grows of iron
Iron, iron

Bird of the night, fly higher
Messenger, courier, crier
Out of your grave, a briar
Briar that grows of iron
Iron, iron

Some things are iron
Some things are feathers
Some things are both…

Together





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Patty Says

patty says
when you’re stuck
just write about butts:

could be any butts
googly-eyed butts
butts with mashed potatoes dripping down
gold-gilt butts
butts with firm buttockses attached to the butts
lofty with butts, a babel of butts

just a few sentences
about butts
to get unstuck

patty waves
her o.k. corral mug
at our google meet link
like a conductor’s baton
hair sprays her forehead, punk-skunk-goblin-green
eyes as earnest as mischief can make them

butts! she says
that’s my advice!
write more butts! dwell on butts!
BUTTS BUTTS BUTTS!

(by the way)
(not her first butt-talk of the day)
(she lives with artist agony, dispenses wisdom daily)
(knows how to chivvy our heads from our…)

ok, patty, i say
I’ll write about butts
I’m stuck in the muck of revision
and everything I touch bores me
I’m snoring, I’m angry, I can’t progress
past a snail’s pace, and

anyway.

you don’t bore me
you’re like an orgy
i just can’t look away

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The Infernal Tour Itinerary: CHICAGOLAND

The INFERNAL TOUR comes to CHICAGOLAND!

Carlos and I are so excited, because we get to bring our game NEGOCIOS INFERNALES to the Chicagoland area!

We will be joining our beloved J9 Vaughn at their infamous “No Shush Salon,” which takes place at the Broadview Public Library on Thursday August 6th, from 6:30-8:45.

Instead of the usual open mic, we’ll begin with running one of our “Infernal Salon” workshops, where creators draw cards, sprint together in a timed creative session, and then share whatever they’ve made (poetry, plays, music, stories, art, whatever!). This will be followed by the more traditional open mic.

AND THEN!

Oh, I’m SO EXCITED about this!

THEN we are going to go to Heathen Ink:

Heathen Ink
9040 Ogden Avenue
Brookfield, IL 60513

Heathen Ink is where artist BEK HUSTON–our ARTIST FOR NEGOCIOS INFERNALES’s DECK OF DESTINY–has her FLAGSHIP TATTOO SHOP!

And there, in those hallowed halls, we’ll be running games of NEGOCIOS INFERNALES on Friday August 7th and Saturday August 8th, from 4-8 PM!!!

And then, on Sunday, I’m gonna get my second tattoo. From Bek. Who also gave me my first tattoo. Probably, oh… let’s see. In 2008? Or so?

I want to get, on my left inner forearm, the orrery that’s on the top right corner of the ESPACIO card from the Deck of Destiny. And maybe I want to get the words from this card on my right inner forearm.

BUT I DON’T KNOW, I’M STILL DECIDING.

I hope my brothers see that I’m getting a second tattoo. They always wanted me to have more than one. At this rate, I’ll have almost caught up to my mom. Heh heh.

This is my first one. (SEE BELOW.)

Ah, this photo is me when I TEN YEARS YOUNGER, and I can… really tell, actually… BUT! The tattoo remains BADASS!

It’s a jester with ragged wings, no face, and a weird serpent’s tail. BECAUSE BEK IS A BADASS AND SHE ALWAYS GIVES ME EXACTLY WHAT I WANT!

I want my new tattoo to be somewhere I can see it every day, and think of her, and think of our Infernal Tour, and this game that we all collaborated on for so long.


Speaking of Negocios Infernales, we recently posted an update to our Backers Only on Kickstarter. Now, if you ARE a backer, but you haven’t been getting our updates, it’s super important that you do! Especially if you HAVEN’T GOTTEN YOUR GAME YET!

If you haven’t, please let them know at help @ outlandentertainment dot com

This latest update is about a replacement card that Carlos and I want to mail to you! Carlos provided an address updater sheet! We have all the replacement cards! We send out the first batch tomorrow!

Carlos wrote, in his inimitable Carlos Hernandez award-winning Middle Grade writer style:

“…if you’ve been enjoying the spooky and always-accurate Deck of Destiny, you may have noticed a card with a particularly unusual word: “refection” on the Sangre card that reads “You will see your true refection in the edge of an axe.”

Maybe you knew the word “refection,” or maybe you looked it up. In either case, you were likely left befuddled. “Refection” refers usually to a meal or a repast. So, you will see your true… next meal in the edge of an axe? (Also, “refection” can refer to the way some animals, like rabbits, eat their own poo in order to get certain vitamins. Because of course we couldn’t just make a typo. It had to be a poo typo.)

Obviously, the word was supposed to be “reflection.” Typos are the thief of joy!

For the record, we caught this typo in the prototype we proofread and asked our manufacturer to correct it before final printing. But somehow between the moon and New York City, “refection” made it into the final box. Sigh.

That’s all for now… and we really and truly hope to see you at GenCon… or Evansville… or CHICAGO! Or… ELSEWHERE this year!

Yours Truly,

C. S. E. Cooney

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GenCon Schedule and our Infernal Tour Itinerary

We’re taking our game on the road! You in the Midwest? You gamin’?

Gen Con Schedule

C. S. E. Cooney

Thursday July 30, 11 AM
Ballroom 4
Reading Your Work Aloud
Moderator: Mary Robinette Kowal

Thursday July 30, 1 PM
Exhibit Hall
Signing

Friday July 31, 10 AM
Albany
Coffee Klatch with C. S. E. Cooney

Friday July 31st, 2 PM
Ballroom 3
Pay it Forward: Mentoring the Next Generation
Moderator: Arley Sorg

Saturday August 1, 1 PM
Boston
Joy as Protest
Moderator: Rob Cameron

Sat August 1, 3 PM
Ballroom 2
Community Building

***Moderator: C. S. E. Cooney

Carlos Hernandez

Friday July 31st 11 AM
Albany
Coffee Klatch with Carlos Hernandez

Friday July 31, 1 PM
Boston
The Art and Practice of Humor
Moderator: Jim C. Hines

Saturday August 1, 10 AM
Ballroom 4
The Privilege of the Living: Humor in the Mundane
***Moderator: Carlos Hernandez

Saturday August 1, 2 PM
Ballroom 4
In conversation with Kwame Mbalia
***Moderator/Interviewer: Carlos Hernandez

Negocios Infernales Games at GENCON!

Find us at Games on Demand!
Where? Westin Hotel: Grand Ballroom III: HQ

We’ll be running Negocios Infernales games in the following time slots for up to four people! Tell friends! Bring friends!

  • Thursday 4 PM-8 PM
  • Friday, 4 PM-8 PM
  • Saturday, 6 PM -10 PM

Want to play Negocios Infernales but don’t know what you’re getting into? Here’s a description!

The Spanish Inquisition INTERRUPTED by aliens! Negocios Infernales is a light, GM-less, collaborative TTRPG with no pre-game prep. You play as wizards who think they are making a deal with devils: but really, well-meaning extraterrestrials are trying to save humanity from itself! Instead of dice, you’ll use a spooky oracle deck to decide your fate and inspire mayhem. It’s Mysterium meets D&D by way of For the Queen!

Here’s our Kickstarter video from a few years ago: negociosinfernales.com
Here’s where you can buy the game online: Outland Entertainment—Negocios Infernales!

Infernal Tour

We kicked off our tour last Wednesday in Concord, MA, where we held an “Infernal Salon” workshop at the Concord Free Public Library: possibly the most beautiful library in the world! 

(Well… maybe I say that about all the libraries. I can’t help it. I fall in love EVERY TIME. But Concord is AMAZING.)

Tuesday July 29th
Chicago: Northwest Suburbs
Private Gaming House Party

Thursday July 30-Sunday August 2nd
Indianapolis
GenCon! (see above)

Monday, August 3rd
Evansville, Indianapolis 
7 PM—Negocios Infernales Game Night at Your Brother’s Bookstore

Tuesday, August 4th
Evansville Public Library—Oaklyn Branch 
“Play To Write: A Q&A and Creative Workshop”
6-7:30 PM
https://evansville.libnet.info/event/16878870

Saturday September 5th, 3:45 PM-7 PM
Twenty Sided store: 280 Grand St, Brooklyn, NY 11211, USA
Play a Negocios Infernales game, run by designers!

My next newsletter/update will have specifics on the following events!

  • Thursday, August 6th—Chicago Negocios Events TBA
  • Friday, August 7th—Chicago Negocios Events TBA
  • Saturday, August 8th—Chicago Negocios Events TBA
  • Week of August 10thKansas City, MO Negocios Events TBA
  • August 15th-18th—Washington D.C. and Baltimore Negocios Events TBA

This fall, we’re hoping to do events in Philadelphia PA, Pittsburgh PA, Westerly RI, and Boston MA

If you have a game store you love that loves designers running their TTRPGs for interested gamers, contact them and us, and please introduce us! We’d love to come visit and play games with you!

Thank you for sticking with this! We hope to see you this year, while Carlos is on sabbatical and the gaming vibes are GOING STRONG!

Yours Truly, 

C. S. E. Cooney

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July, and the Heat Dome’s Passed (for now)

Dear Readers,

I am on a major deadline (next week?) (EEP!) for the third book in my trilogy, and I really shouldn’t be doing anything like seeing theatre, going to game nights (playing Brindlewood Bay for the first time this Saturday!), dragging friends to brunches, attending magic shows, recording audiobooks, or WRITING NEWSLETTERS, but I’m doing all that as well as finishing my novel revisions, and that’s just life.

What’s also life: mourning yesterday’s passing of a family friend whom I’ve known since before I was born (one of the honorary uncles), visiting another friend in the hospital after they had a bad fall, keeping up with an in-law who just had heart surgery, learning that another friend from my past has cancer, and commiserating with a friend over publishing woes. (These come in many flavors, just like publishing WOAHS, which are far more fun.)

As I write this, I feel like I sound pretty glib, possibly because I haven’t sat down with my journal and my pen and processed any of it, or written letters of condolences, or cards of comfort, or done anything of use, really.

I haven’t even gotten to talk to my mom, dad, or stepmom on the phone about our friend’s death, just back-and-forth texts, and I know their hearts are hurting. I want to listen to his music and cry for a long time. He sings so many of my dad’s songs—like “Wings of Dawn: Psalm 139,” on the album Safety Harbor, a song that my dad wrote in his early twenties. The melody (and Gary’s voice) has been running through my head all day. (Genre: liturgical music. My father, Gary, and my stepmom, like so many of their friends and peers and extended community, are liturgical musicians.)

In fact, excuse me, since I found the aforementioned song just now, I’m just going to sit here and listen to it, though it derails me.

A thunderstorm of feelings. Lightning striking every which way.

For happier facets of today’s dark gem:

I’ve been recording a cozy mystery audiobook all week, the latest of T.C. LoTempio’s Purr N’ Bark Pet Shop Mystery Series.

I love Rohan Studios where I record. It’s an easy commute from my house, either an hour’s walk or just 3 stops on the subway plus walking. I’ve made friends with the married engineers, Pete and Judy, since getting to know them during Covid Times. They have an adorable little dog Rosie, who wags her tail every time I pop my head out of the booth, and follows me to the bathroom, and is just so. dang. sweet. We like to howl together. For we are PACK.

More happiness:

Carlos and I try to take a walk every night after dinner, which has resulted in such generative, tender, and hilarious conversations.

tentative happiness?

My book revisions for Saint Death’s Doorway are very pleasing so far, and I’m having so much fun; I’ve laughed out loud a lot, which I think is a good sign. I just wish (always) I were faster.

…because if the SECOND draft is this good (so far anyway), what would happen if I had 12 MORE DRAFTS and AS MANY YEARS to write them… like with the first book?!? GLORY! (But not, like, any way to operate a career.)

All that, and we’re planning a month-long tour when we take Negocios Infernales on the road! We’ll be running games at game shops throughout the Midwest, and running salons at any library who’ll have us, and we even have an event booked at the Twenty-Sided Store in Brooklyn in September. We’ve got a deal more planning to do before taking off, but I’m sure that will get done. In between revisions.

I leave you with two beautiful things: I got to chat about audiobook narration with TWO OTHER AUDIOBOOK NARRATORS/AUTHORS, Tren Sparks and Andrew Hiller, with host Dr. Gregory Wilson: a professor, DM, streamer, and writer on twitch.tv/arvaneleron.

I loved talking narration with other narrators. It made me so happy. Like, actor happy. It’s a particular feeling, and one I don’t get very often, since these days I’m usually writer happy. I wanted to share it with you, to keep you company when you’re doing dishes or something.

After you do dishes and listen to us nerd out about audiobooks, you can do some laundry and listen to the VOD for our “Poets for Amnesty International” event, where a group of poets read our poetry online, and tried to raise awareness and funds for Amnesty.

I hope we did some good then, and I hope our poems in the air keep doing good in small waves and ripples. We’ll have another sort of poetry fundraiser come the fall. “There must be something to set against all this,” as Charlotte Gray says.

“Poets for Amnesty International” featured Lisa M. Bradley, Allisa Cherry, McKenna Deen, Gerald L. Coleman, Carlos Hernandez, Anne Hills, Julia Rios, Liz Pino Sparks, Adam Stutz, Hanna Tawater, Ali Trotta, and myself. Please enjoy!

Yours truly,

C. S. E. Cooney

P. S. And if you haven’t yet, you really SHOULD OUGHT to read Carlos’s story “Focus” in the latest Clarkesworld Magazine! And subscribe!

P. P. S. If you’re curious about our game, Negocios Infernales, you can buy a copy here at Outland Entertainment! There will also probably be copies at Studio 2’s booth at GenCon this year!

Also, If you have a game store you love, or a library you’re connected to, and you’re within a day’s drive of NYC, let us know! We’d love to come and run a game for you, or talk about game-making!

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Carlos in Clarkesworld!

Dear friends and readers, 

This isn’t a full damn newsletter, because my book—MY LAST BOOK IN THE SAINT DEATH TRILOGY, CLOSING OUT MORE THAN A FULL THIRD OF MY LIFE THUS FAR— is due in 17 days, but there will be a longer, breezier, newsier newsletter anon! 

No, THIS newsletter is a SPECIAL EDITION! And all to tell you that my darling Carlos Hernandez, mi esposo, the happy genius of our household, has a new novelette out in Clarkesworld as of TODAY! 

It’s a market he’s always loved and admired, and he shares the ToC with Thomas Ha, R.S.A. Garcia, R.L. Meza, K. J. Khan, Ju Chu, and Fiona Moore as well!

Here’s the full issue for purchase: https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/artbio_238/

Here’s Carlos’s novelette to read: https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/hernandez_07_26/

And here’s if you want to SUBSCRIBE to the FULL GLORY OF CLARKESWORLD, like I do: 

https://clarkesworldmagazine.com/subscribe/

Because my mentor Gene Wolfe told me “Writers that don’t subscribe to the magazines they’re submitting to are cutting their own throats.”

In Carlos’s own words:

Hey everyone! I am very proud of this one. My novelette “Focus” is in the July 2026 issue of Clarkesworld Magazine!

Clarkesworld is a dream market, and I am extremely chuffed that my weird story about birding with bluetooth-enabled eyes found its home here.

It’s a longer piece, so it a pretty big request to ask you to give it a peek. But I’d really appreciate it!

And please consider supporting Clarkesworld. They’re running a subscription drive so that they can continue to pay everyone involved in the creation of a top-tier magazine—including editors, who all too often volunteer their amazing talents just for the love of the genre. Links to my story and the subscription drive in the first comment. Thank you! *glitterbomb*

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Poets for Amnesty International

Last year, a group of poets got together to raise money for World Central Kitchen.

My co-host contacted me earlier this year and suggested we host another reading, this time for Amnesty International.

What is this?

Well, it’s a bunch of poets reading poetry, hoping for a better world. I am so excited.

While we’re reading, we’ll be encouraging listeners to donate to AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL! We’ll be dropping links in the chat. Like this: https://www.amnesty.org/en/donate/

When is this?

SUNDAY, JUNE 14TH!

What time is this?

4:00 PM – 5:30 PM EASTERN!

(That’s: 3:00-4:30 Central, 2:00-3:30 Mountain, 1:00-2:30 Pacific: PICK YOUR POISON!)

Where is this?

MY TWITCH CHANNEL! https://twitch.tv/csecooney

IT’S VIRTUAL! FOR FREE! ANYONE CAN STREAM! You don’t even need to be signed in! But you CAN be signed in if you want to join the CHAT!

Who are our poets?

Please, let me introduce you!

Lisa M. Bradley

A queer, disabled Latina originally from South Texas, Lisa M. Bradley now lives in Iowa. Her poetry has appeared in F&SF, Nightmare Magazine, Strange Horizons, and Uncanny, among other venues. She coedited, with R.B. Lemberg, the Ursula Le Guin tribute poetry anthology, Climbing Lightly Through Forests (Aqueduct Press). Since 2022, she has been a poetry editor for Strange Horizons. Her first collection of short fiction and poetry is The Haunted Girl (Aqueduct Press). Her debut novel is Exile (Rosarium Publishing). Learn more at www.lisambradley.com or on Bluesky, @cafenowhere.bsky.social.

Allisa Cherry

Allisa Cherry is the author of the poetry collection An Exodus of Sparks (Michigan State University Press) which was the 2024 recipient of the Wheelbarrow Books Poetry Prize (RCAH Center for Poetry) and recently longlisted for the Julie Suk Award from Jacar Press. Her work has appeared in journals such as Rattle, Northwest Review, Chicago Quarterly, New Ohio Review and The Penn Review. Raised in an irradiated town in rural Arizona, she now makes her home in Portland, Oregon where she teaches workshops for immigrants and refugees transitioning to a life in the U.S. and serves as an associate poetry editor for West Trade Review.

C. S. E. Cooney

C. S. E. Cooney is a two-time World Fantasy Award-winning author, a Rhysling Award-winning poet, a game designer, a SAG-AFTRA voice actor, and the singer-songwriter Brimstone Rhine. Find her on social media via her LinkTree https://linktr.ee/csecooney

McKenna Deen

McKenna Deen (she/her/hers) has an MFA in Creative Writing from SDSU. her poetry chapbook Ever Yours, Vincent — about the life and art of Vincent van Gogh — was published by dancing girl press.her poems have appeared in The Los Angeles ReviewThe PoetEkphrastic Review, and pacificREVIEW, among others. she’s the editor-in-chief of boats against the current, a poetry magazine that highlights the voices of women, LGBTQ writers, and poets from underrepresented backgrounds. through the magazine, she recently launched a poetry snail mail club that encourages people to unplug from the digital world and engage with whimsical art and physical media. she lives in Portland, Oregon with her husband and two cats. 

Gerald L. Coleman

Gerald L. Coleman is a philosopher, theologian, poet, and Science Fiction & Fantasy author. He is the author of the Epic Fantasy novel series, The Three Gifts, which currently includes, When Night Falls (Book One), A Plague of Shadows (Book Two), and are being prepared for re-release. His speculative fiction and essays have appeared numerous anthologies and magazines. His poetry has appeared journals, magazines, and anthologies including: Pluck! The Journal of Affrilachian Arts & Culture, Drawn To Marvel: Poems From The Comic Books, Black Bone Anthology, the Locust Award nominated Year’s Best African Speculative Fiction (2022), and This is the Honey: An Anthology of Contemporary Black Poets. He has been a Guest Author at multiple conventions, and a Guest Author/Poet/Lecturer at many universities and book clubs. He’s a Scholastic National Writing Juror, a Co-founder of the Affrilachian Poets, a Rhysling Award Nominee, a Locust Award Nominee (anthology), an NAACP Image Award winner (anthology contributor), and a Fellow at the Black Earth Institute. His newest releases include a collection of SF&F short stories entitled, From Earth and Sky, and a collection of poems and micro-essays entitled Incendiary. You can find him at GeraldColeman.com.

Blas Falconer

Blas Falconer is the author of Rara Avis (Four Way Books 2024); Forgive the Body This Failure (Four Way Books, 2018); The Foundling Wheel (Four Way Books, 2012);  A Question of Gravity and Light (University of Arizona Press, 2007);  and The Perfect Hour (Pleasure Boat Studio: A Literary Press, 2006).  He is also a co-editor for The Other Latin@: Writing Against a Singular Identity (University of Arizona Press, 2011) and Mentor & Muse:  Essays from Poets to Poets (Southern Illinois University Press, 2010).

Carlos Hernandez

Carlos Hernandez is the author of The Assimilated Cuban’s Guide to Quantum Santeria, Sal and Gabi Break the Universe, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe, and scores of stories and poems, mostly in sff. He is a college professor and a game designer who often collaborates with his partner C. S. E. Cooney

Anne Hills

Anne Hills is best known for her rich vocals and interpretive work, being featured on many recordings along with her own busy catalogue. As a songwriter, she continues to garner fans. Her song “Follow That Road” was chosen as the title cut for the Second Annual Martha’s Vineyard Singer/Songwriter’s Retreat and continues to be a radio and audience favorite. Lyrics being her primary love, she has alway written poetry, submitting occasionally with some successes. These include 2nd prize in the 1999 Atlantic Monthly and being published in Eastern Structures, Haiku Review and Room with a View. She even got her M.D. with a poem published in The Annals of Internal Medicine and their book “On Being a Doctor”, though she is only a licensed clinical social worker. 

Julia Rios

Julia Rios (they/them) is a queer, Latinx writer, editor, podcaster, and narrator whose fiction, non-fiction, and poetry have appeared in Latin American Literature TodayLightspeed, and Goblin Fruit, among other places. Their editing work has won multiple awards including the Hugo Award and the Shirley Jackson Award. Julia is a co-host of This is Why We’re Like This, a podcast about the movies we watch in childhood that shape our lives, for better or for worse. They’ve narrated stories for Escape Pod, Podcastle, Pseudopod, and Cast of Wonders.

Liz Pino Sparks

Liz Pino Sparks is a writer, musician, and teacher. She lives in the Southwestern United States, where her ancestors have lived for thousands of years. You can find her work in Hayden’s Ferry Review, Boats Against the Current Magazine, and others.

Adam Stutz

Adam Stutz is a neurodivergent poet and the Editor-in-Chief and publisher of The Broken Lens Journal. He is the author of one chapbook and three books of poetry including The Sham Tapestry and Compunctions + Thefts (White Stag Publishing, 2024). His work has appeared or is forthcoming in various print and online publications including Prelude, The Pinch, Dream Pop, Cover, Ghost Proposal, Columba Poetry, INKSOUNDS, Trilobite, hush: a journal of noise, SWERVE, The Sonora Review, Action Spectacle, Chartreuse Lit and Fourteen Hills. His work can also be found at https://stutzwrites.com. He currently resides in Los Angeles, CA.

Hanna Tawater

Hanna Tawater is the author of the poetry collections VOID (White Stag, 2022) and Reptilia (Ayahuasca, 2018). She completed her MFA in writing, with focus on interdisciplinary poetry, at UC San Diego. Her work has appeared in various publications, both online and in print. She teaches writing and project-based learning in San Diego, where she lives with entirely too many cats.

Ali Trotta

Ali Trotta is a poet, writer, editor, word-nerd, and unapologetic coffee addict. Her poetry has been published in UncannyThe Magazine of Fantasy & Science FictionAsimov’sSmall Wonders, Enchanted LivingThe DeadlandsFiresideStrange HorizonsCicadaNightmare, Mermaids MonthlyDream Theory MediaSimultaneous TimesThe Best of Uncanny Magazine (Subterranean Press), and several of the Rhysling Anthology compilations. Her collection, Offerings for Ordinary Gods, comes out July 2026 from CLASH Books. Seven of her poems were Rhysling Award nominees. Her short fiction has appeared in Worlds of Possibilities and Curtains. When she’s not writing, she’s usually cooking, baking, hugging an animal, or pretending to be a mermaid. She has a rescue cat named Thor, who is part Maine Coon and part Gremlin. Her website is alitrotta.com. You can sign up for her newsletter (https://buttondown.email/alwayscoffee) or follow her Tumblr (@alwayscoffee), Bluesky (@alwayscoffee), or Instagram (@alwayscoffee7).

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First, a Love-Letter to Ilona Andrews

(And an aside: three Emperors of SFF I’d really like to introduce to each other)

I’ve been listening (again) to Ilona Andrews’ Sweep of the Heart. Sometimes I feel like Ilona Andrews’ books are the only audiobooks I’ve listened to for the past three months, since my surgery. But the truth is, I’ve cycled through all their series fairly consistently since being introduced to them back in, what, fall of 2022?

Sometimes I question why I impress on something. Why I want it in my brain over and over again. When I was little, it used to be musicals. And I was already a re-reader of books, a re-watcher of favorite movies. I have sometimes found it frustrating, my desire to constantly re-explore that which I’ve explored before, rather than seeking out the new. I mean, I do read new things too.

But for audiobooks, I like them best when I’ve already read them on the page before. The first time I listen to an audiobook is usually my second encounter with the work itself. But, for some audiobooks, it’s just the first time of dozens. Some audiobooks are one and done. So what makes others ultimately re-listenable?

It’s still a mystery. But Ilona Andrews? I know why I love them. They’re like friends I wouldn’t mind eating with most days of the week, or meeting for tea, or work dates. They’re easy to be with, and they’re constantly teaching me new things. In their newsletter yesterday, the Ilona half of Ilona Andrews wrote: “Three things are the hardest to write: battles, making love, and horrible tragedies.”

But friends, those authors are VERY GOOD at all three things. And the horrible tragedy part is interesting, because I do think of Ilona Andrews as comedic writers. They are so excellent at a family scene. They’re superb at epic battles, followed by Taco Tuesday night, and yes, often followed by a very hot sexy scene, possibly on the kitchen counter during cleanup when every else has gone to bed.

I think the “horrible tragedy” part of their stories are so profound because of those lighter, funnier, family scenes. The stakes are so dear, so intimate. Taco Tuesday is what’s at stake. Eating together. Checking in. Teasing. In an Ilona Andrews book, you’re always at a risk of having all of that destroyed. And the heroes will not have it!

And battles are hard to write. I find it incredibly difficult! For Saint Death’s Herald, for some reason, a huge chunk of the book ended up being combat—a hastiludes! I plotted it that way. And also there’s an epic climactic battle at the end!

Why did I do that? I have no HEAD for combat! The amount of YouTube videos I’ve watched about hand-to-hand combat, knife fights, fire arms… you have no idea. And then, for the larger stuff (I have an underdeveloped aerial-view imagination), Carlos had to break out the DND battle maps. We didn’t fight it out DND style with rules and stuff, but I was able to visualize, with the little meeples, where people were placed in space, who was where when such-and-such an event was happening, and what might be happening elsewhere on the map. So helpful!

But Ilona Andrews makes the choreography of combat seem effortless. They are very violent. Very vivid. So if that’s not your thing, you know, Content Warning.

On a more intimate level, Ilona Andrews does the same with the choreography of love-making. Each time has to be different right? And there’s several sex scenes in a book, and a lot of teasing up to it.

It’s so endlessly interesting. I am wholly absorbed in their craft.

And also, I love their characters. I love the weirdness of their worlds. Ilona Andrews always has an interesting core “novum” at the heart of their world-building, the great “what-if” from which the rest of the world-building follows.

I read their books like I’d binge a favorite TV show. I fall asleep listening to them.

Anyway, in their “Innkeeper Chronicles” series, in the last book (so far), called Sweep of the Heart, one of the guests at the inn is an Emperor Kosandion, Sovereign of the Seven Star Dominion. The inn is holding a competition for Kosandion’s next spouse. I’ve never watched an episode of the Bachelor (well, except for the satirical version Dropout did on Gamechanger with Grant O’Brien), but it feels like that, a bit. Only there are philosophical space chickens, and vampire knights, and werewolf soldiers, and all kinds of weirdness.

But the best thing about the Innkeeper Chronicles is the novum of the inn itself: a sentient entity that looks like an inn, but acts a little more like an awesome magical tree that bonds with its human innkeeper, and has roots in ALL THE UNIVERSES across time and space. The inn is basically a nexus point, a place of hospitality that welcomes everyone. It derives energy from the guests it hosts.

Such a great idea. Such a WEIRD IDEA!

Anyway, back to the clever, melancholy Emperor Kosandion. One just wants to match him with other lonely, clever emperors. And in my head, I want to fanfic-friendship him with Emperor Gregor from Lois McMaster Bujold’s Vorkosigan Saga (the first novel in the series, Cordelia’s Honor, which comprises Shards of Honor and Barrayar, is my favorite book in the entire world), and Emperor Maya from Katherine Addison’s Goblin Emperor (in my top ten favorite books).

THEY COULD HAVE SUCH A BROMANCE! SUCH AS THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN!

And that’s really why I came here to write this blog… just to say that.

But now, I’d really love to just write another 50,000 words about all the reasons I love Ilona Andrews, and why I love each series particularly.

But I guess, if you want a place to start, their latest novel This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me, is part one of the Maggie the Undying Duology.

It’s fantastic. It hit, like, a kajillion bestseller lists. It’s a portal fantasy, and I love it. I don’t want to say much more than that, because you can check it out for yourself!!!

The novum of the The Edge series is that there’s a pocket dimension where an Earth similar to the one we know is divided by a magical border called “the edge.” Pass through the Edge one way, and you enter “The Weird,” a world that maps to Earth but where magic is dominant over technology. Pass through the Edge the other way, and you enter “the Broken,” which seems exactly matched to the Earth we know: no magic, and technology is dominant. But the people who live in the Edge, this slender, interstitial space, who are poor, living precariously in a fairly lawless land, are sometimes magical enough to pass into the Weird, but don’t have enough magic to pass into the Broken. That’s the world, and the series follows characters from two families through the four books. And you meet some of the characters from the Edge books in other series, like the Innkeeper Chronicles.

The world of the Kate Daniels series have this novum: the Earth of pre-history was entirely magical. Then the first technology wave came, and all the magical structures crumbled, and this vast entities gods, wizards, etc, were either banished to a magical realm or fell asleep. In the present day, the magic wave is coming back. It comes in like tides. Sometimes the world runs on magic, and tech doesn’t work. And during a tech wave, magic doesn’t work. The characters have to deal with this unpredictable and crumbly infrastructure, which creates some very comedic moments. And Kate—the first person protagonist—is mostly magical, but also great with sword. There are a lot of vampires and were-animals in these books, so if you grew up loving Buffy and, like Patricia Briggs, Kim Harrison, Marjorie M. Liu, or even Robin McKinley’s Sunshine, you might like these.

There are some awesome spin-off books and novellas in the Kate Daniels world as well, so it doesn’t have to stop for a long time if you don’t want it to.

But my absolute favorite series is the Hidden Legacy series. There are six books and several short stories and novellas in this series. The first three books are a trilogy focusing on Nevada Baylor, the oldest of a family that consists of three sisters, two male cousins, a sniper mother, and a mechanic grandmother. They all run “Baylor Investigative Agency.” The world’s novum is that, sometime in the 19th century, the government developed a serum that drew out latent magic abilities in humans. The ones who had these magical abilities passed them along their blood lines. But the serum was quickly outlawed, seeing as how it utterly altered the entire world, its government, and the rules of reality. So now the world is sort of ruled by these “Prime” houses, and magic is really made much of, and bloodlines. But not in a nice way.

But it’s the SECOND trilogy of this series that holds my heart forever. I love Catalina Baylor (the second sister of the three) best in all the world. I love her growth as a character, from a very shy, smart, reticent, anxious girl to… well, spoilers. But it’s so awesome to watch. Her love interest is also my favorite of all the Ilona Gordon romances. They tend to write a very “alpha” male for the main male lead, which, to be honest, is the least interesting thing about their books. It’s often the side characters which are far more interesting to me.

Anyway, I’ve probably said enough. It’s just… I CAN’T HELP IT.

Here’s a link to the Ilona Andrews book page: https://ilona-andrews.com/books/

And really, their newsletter is so great, so consistent. https://mxw8sl.subscribepage.io/

Sometimes it’s put out by Ilona Andrews’ assistant “Mod R,” who is very charming. These newsletters have a lot of fan-centric details (they call their fans “The Book-Devouring Horde,” or BDH) and logistics. But sometimes Ilona or Gordon hop on and write about writing or publishing. And it’s all very fun to receive in one’s inbox. And occasionally really useful and motivating.

The early books in their series were all trad-published, but when they wanted to keep writing in the world and the publishing market didn’t really allow for that, they went into a hybrid mode of making their own team of editors, cover-artists, etc, and putting out the books they wanted to write. They often serialize their novels on their blog, or give snippets and hints of what they’re working on, and it really whips their readers into a frenzy.

Lately, This Kingdom Will Not Kill Me, marks their triumphal return to trad publishing. I don’t know these authors at all, but I’m so dang proud of them, and happy for them.

I look to them for the kind of writer I want to be in the world: with an incredible work ethic and a get-her-done attitude, and really such graciousness and generosity to their readers—without whom, what would we writers be?

That’s all! That’s my fan-squeeing for the day.

Yours truly,

C. S. E. Cooney

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